21 | they/them
they/😭
its been a long day pass the cursed amulet
why do i feel the urge to replace my wardrobe with similar but more revealingly cut clothing 🤨 brooo did you get the cursed amulet that makes you horny instead of the one that makes you go mad with power. you know i can't be trusted around the horny amulet bro
Look, I'll do my street thing, you do your lab thing. All right? Together, we catch bad guys. That's good math.
Tip: You can replace therapy with fifteen hour of unrealistic romantic fantasies daily. But watch out.
in the mamma mia movies when they do the big group dance numbers, donna & sam and bill & rosie are all paired up because they're romantic items. but tanya and harry are paired up because they're the ones who serve cunt
Sam Carmichael from Mamma Mia is literally fucking insane, dude got invited to an island by an ex girlfriend he hadn’t seen in 20 years, 24 hours later he proposed to her and <5 minutes after they got engaged they were walking down the aisle
This man has TWO sons, he consulted neither of them whatsoever before making this decision, imagine your dad going on vacation to Greece and then when he comes back you have a new stepmom
He HAD an engagement ring at Sophie and Sky’s wedding, he bought one BEFOREHAND just in CASE
Costume appreciation series: Mamma Mia! (2008) dir Phyllida Lloyd
Costume Design by Ann Roth
ted asked jamie if he would be a lion or a panda, then after jamie said "coach, i'm me, why would I want to be anyone else?", Ted said "I don't think you understand how psychologically healthy that actually is." then jamie said "hold my beer" and turned out to be be the most damaged and least psychologically healthy person ever
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
